Getting There Is All the Fun
FATE ADMIN The universe doesn’t care about your destination; it’s busy filming your wrong turns. A look at why the detours are the only parts...
The Small God in the Laundry Basket
DOMESTIC ANNOINTING Meaning rarely arrives with trumpets – sometimes it smells of eucalyptus and sits on your dirty laundry. Meet the small god of lost...
Screwtape’s Guide to Repentance
Bureaucratic Satire In this tongue-in-cheek dispatch from the Lowerarchy, Screwtape offers Wormwood a masterclass in managing repentance, rationalizing pride, and keeping spiritual introspection safely inert....
Knock knock (knocking on heaven’s door)
Theological Parody Lucifer drops by for a chat about boredom, shades, and mid-death crises. Audio-streamed scripture, crutched sheep, and divine sarcasm collide in this knock-knock...
Timekeeping in the Afterlife
Temporal Theology Looking for answers that bend time, faith, and formatting? This FAQ explores why Heaven refuses to observe Daylight Savings, offering metaphysical mischief, bureaucratic...
The Soul-Merge Protocol
Satirical Metaphysics Step into a realm where peace has rhythm, souls remix like mixtapes, and rebirth is a bureaucratic dance choreographed by the elders of...
The Pikers of Egg Beta III
Cosmic Satire In the constellation of Felix Hash Minor, the Pikers of Egg Beta III whizz through space like divine frisbees—renouncing heaven not out of...
The One-Armed Lesbian Dwarf Thrower
Religious Parody & Biblical Absurdity A surreal, satirical dialogue between Mary Magdala and Jesus, blending divine regret, foot rubs, and absurd confessions. This biblical parody...
Dear God / Imaginary Entity / …
A satirical letter to God, Yoda, Elvis, and other supreme beings—raising bugs, mid-death crises, and cosmic confusion. Includes sheep references, weather complaints, and a cameo...
The Law of Repulsion
Like attracts like. Or repels. Or folds into itself and emerges wearing Fibonacci’s bathrobe. This post doesn’t settle for answers — it flips the coin...