Month: March 2023

I Used to be a Christian

Baby Bathwater Theology Remix Never kill the baby and worship the bathwater. This bilingual memoir remixes theology with forgiveness, musical epiphany, and the rubble of...

Abortion: Who’s Crys Louder?

Soul Logistics Let’s talk souls—not the haunted kind, but the womb-fresh, divine-USB variety. If you believe every foetus comes pre-installed, great. But have you fed...

To The Entities Of 2111

Millennial Peril Economic betrayal? Check. DNA denial? Double check. This 2010 dispatch chronicles millennial peril with masks, missed abundance, and a soundtrack of survival. The...

When in Doubt, Add Sliced Cheese

Feline Therapy Some days, clarity wears a fur coat and purrs. You think you’re falling apart, but you’re just rearranging. Claude listens. Cheese appears. Meaning,...

The Open-Sourced Life

Humanitarian Satire A satirical take on child sponsorship, global compassion, and guilt—served with activist branding, chocolate diplomacy, and squiggly-eyed goanna berries. It’s aid meets absurdity,...

Syntax Errors in the Book of Parenting

Parental Recursion Teenage children: the ultimate debugger of your parental code. They expose your loops, glitches, legacy scripts—without mercy and often without context. The fix?...

Hash Code: Golden Profiterole

Playful Philosophy A poetic ramble through altered states and mischievous meaning-making. This dispatch floats down the stream of stonedness, typing while high, and the tender...