Screwtape’s Guide to Repentance
Bureaucratic Satire In this tongue-in-cheek dispatch from the Lowerarchy, Screwtape offers Wormwood a masterclass in managing repentance, rationalizing pride, and keeping spiritual introspection safely inert....
Insomnia for Dummies
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Well For a Start at Least
Certified Whimsy Protocol A satirical glimpse into modern life, where joy is suspect, play is outlawed, and chocolate remains unjustly priced. It skewers the sacred...
The Origami Monetary Reserve
Currency Kabuki As traditional currencies collapse under the weight of their own zeroes, nations are embracing a new fiscal frontier: decorative finance. From origami interest...
Knock knock (knocking on heaven’s door)
Theological Parody Lucifer drops by for a chat about boredom, shades, and mid-death crises. Audio-streamed scripture, crutched sheep, and divine sarcasm collide in this knock-knock...
The Grammar of Morality
Ethical Satirist We often equate morality with subtraction – removing objects to reveal virtue. But things gain meaning through use, and actions through context. The...
Global Solar Exchange Suspended
Sentient Tech The IBTR’s suspension of the Global Solar Exchange has triggered metaphysical panic and bureaucratic recalibration. With dawns misallocated and caffeine casualties rising, the...