The Internet: A Cosmetic Conspiracy
Satirical Exposé Beneath luxury spas, where mascara meets microchip and blush runs on blockchain, the cosmetics industry accidentally reverse-engineered the Internet, faith-healing enzymes, and time...
Well For a Start at Least
Certified Whimsy Protocol A satirical glimpse into modern life, where joy is suspect, play is outlawed, and chocolate remains unjustly priced. It skewers the sacred...
Hello Caractacus — in Python
Lyrical Code Parody A playful mashup of Python parody and lyrical code, where satire meets syntax. With snake_case verses, enchanted interpreters, and powdered recursion, it’s...
Tom Robbins and the Recursive Loop
Recursive Irony Tom Robbins once said there are only two mantras: yum and yuk. This archive seems to chant both, often simultaneously. Posts from long...
Success is Not a Golden Gate
Satirical Metaphysics In a culture fixated on achievement, a poem that celebrates the beauty of incompletion. It’s a lyrical sidestep—embracing ambiguity, revision, and the quiet...
The Soul-Merge Protocol
Satirical Metaphysics Step into a realm where peace has rhythm, souls remix like mixtapes, and rebirth is a bureaucratic dance choreographed by the elders of...
The Pikers of Egg Beta III
Cosmic Satire In the constellation of Felix Hash Minor, the Pikers of Egg Beta III whizz through space like divine frisbees—renouncing heaven not out of...
Do not Evacuate the Building
A surreal riff on missing cars, stolen goods, and spellcheck tyranny. This post explores mediocrity, semantics, and Scottish-accented warnings — where the Department of Lost...
I Just Sold a Rune Pickhead and got 12K
MMORPG Sibling Banter Two brothers. One rune pickhead. Infinite arguments over loot priority and the correct pronunciation of “ooka long bang bang.” This post chronicles...
A Single Drop Of Rain
Today’s forecast: 80% chance of mock equations, scattered metaphysics, and light showers of observational satire. This post wanders the borderlands of poetic science and quantum...