Month: March 2026

The Age of Infinite Notifications

Attention Log Why my phone now thinks it’s the town crier of a collapsing empire. Somewhere along the line, notifications stopped being gentle nudges and...

The Internet: A Cosmetic Conspiracy

Satirical Exposé Beneath luxury spas, where mascara meets microchip and blush runs on blockchain, the cosmetics industry accidentally reverse-engineered the Internet, faith-healing enzymes, and time...

Daylight Savings Hastens Climate Change

Climate Parody A satirical exposé on climate chaos, where beauty products fuel geoengineering, satellites gain irony, and greed melts the poles—all to boost coastal property...

The Silence of the Umpteenth Reboot

Analog Resurrection After countless reboots, BIOS toggles, and driver séances, I finally coaxed Synaptics HD Audio into acknowledging the existence of analog sound. This post...

The Myth of Art

Art Demystified Art doesn’t owe us spectacle. It doesn’t audition for applause or bend toward branding. This piece riffs on the myth of recognition, tracing...

Paper Planes Refloat Zimbabwe Economy

Zimbabwe’s economy takes flight—literally—as enterprising students from the University of Zimbabwe’s Arts Department transform worthless banknotes into paper planes, hats, and boats. In a twist...