Knock knock (knocking on heaven’s door)
February 15 2026
Lucifer drops by for a chat about boredom, shades, and mid-death crises. Audio-streamed scripture, crutched sheep, and divine sarcasm collide in this knock-knock cosmic comedy – where the punchlines are eternal, the prophets wear earbuds, and salvation comes with a laugh track. Expect metaphysical banter, holy plot twists, and a guest appearance by the Archangel of Ambivalence.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lucifer.
Lucifer who?
Oh you are so funny. Lucifer the black sheep.
Hey! What brings you here?
I'm bored.
How are you coping with the light?
Shades. You like them.
Yeah. Very ooka long bang bang.
Where's your son?
Out back I think. You want me to call him?
No thanks. Just enquiring.
So why are you bored?
I think I'm going through a mid-death crisis.
It happens to the best of us you know. Remember the ark?
When the rains first came?
Off day.
You get that.
Amen.
Whatever.
So what have you been up to?
Oh the usual; roaming the earth and going back and forth on it; back and forth; back and forth.
Have you been reading the book?
Audio streaming.
Sounds like fun.
That's not the term I'd use; believe me.
Believe you? Now there's a challenge.
I'll ignore that. So what are you up to?
The usual. Creating stuff.
Sounds boring.
You should try it.
I'd rather be crutching sheep.
So I've heard. And how is that working for you?
Better the devil you know.
Harry is a satirist in remission who now moonlights as a metaphysical desk jockey. He specialises in cosmic admin, recursive nonsense, and the occasional algorithmic incident report. One poem he wrote still hasn’t stopped, and several readers claim it whispers back during thunderstorms.
2 Comments
This one’s delightfully irreverent — a surreal theological dialogue with dry wit and existential undertones. It’s part parody, part philosophical banter.
This is so funny I love it ??.