The Small God in the Laundry Basket
DOMESTIC ANNOINTING Meaning rarely arrives with trumpets – sometimes it smells of eucalyptus and sits on your dirty laundry. Meet the small god of lost...
Daylight Savings Hastens Climate Change
Climate Parody A satirical exposé on climate chaos, where beauty products fuel geoengineering, satellites gain irony, and greed melts the poles—all to boost coastal property...
Paper Planes Refloat Zimbabwe Economy
Zimbabwe’s economy takes flight—literally—as enterprising students from the University of Zimbabwe’s Arts Department transform worthless banknotes into paper planes, hats, and boats. In a twist...
The Origami Monetary Reserve
Currency Kabuki As traditional currencies collapse under the weight of their own zeroes, nations are embracing a new fiscal frontier: decorative finance. From origami interest...
Global Solar Exchange Suspended
Sentient Tech The IBTR’s suspension of the Global Solar Exchange has triggered metaphysical panic and bureaucratic recalibration. With dawns misallocated and caffeine casualties rising, the...
Do You Want Fries With That?
Vultures, famine, fake tan — this post asks where your outrage lands when tragedy meets apathy. Global warming? World hunger? Or just fries? It’s a...
A Day in the Life
Tech Parody Welcome to the archive where dissertations moonwalk and servers speak in tongues. This post unearths a surreal blend of academic satire and tech...
If You Want To Make A Difference
Polite Apocalypse A manifesto for the downwardly-mobile. This post offers gentle anarchy, economic clarity, and a call to comfort over consumption. If you want to...
Night Care Centre
Coupled Recovery Drop the kids, dim the guilt, and cue the candlelight. This manifesto celebrates night care centres as sanctuaries for couple recovery — where...
Abortion: Who’s Crys Louder?
Soul Logistics Let’s talk souls—not the haunted kind, but the womb-fresh, divine-USB variety. If you believe every foetus comes pre-installed, great. But have you fed...